Future? More Like a Black Hole
When your crystal ball is just a blank void with a “404: Destiny Not Found” error. Adulting is hard when […]
When your crystal ball is just a blank void with a “404: Destiny Not Found” error. Adulting is hard when […]
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Time to channel that energy into chaotic neutral behavior. Coffee optional.
A heroic journey to locate the mythical “Who Asked” creature. Spoiler: It’s hiding in your DMs.
When self-deprecation becomes a lifestyle choice. Sponsored by existential dread and late-night overthinking.
The ultimate guide to delivering a virtual slap—because sometimes a ‘dislike’ button just isn’t satisfying enough. Buffering… but make it
That moment when your phone captures the exact second before it becomes a face-hugger. Gravity: the ultimate photobomber.
Sanitizer: “Oh, I’m just here to disinfect.” Also sanitizer: lights your hand on fire like it’s a Viking funeral for
That moment when you become the human version of a notification — appearing out of nowhere just to distract your
This poor skeleton has been waiting so long for the class to settle down, they’ve aged right down to the